ernbarassing:

You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great

(via frosted-dolphins)



unintelligently:

Maybe not love

unintelligently:

Maybe not love


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)


interquast:

there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years

(via carryonmywaywardcorgi)


youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

(via fake-mermaid)


sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

(via fake-mermaid)


snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via fake-mermaid)



teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(via salt-c0vered-lips)


firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

(via thats-not-raven)



onceuponateenagewerewolf:

Loki + text posts (x)

(via thats-not-raven)


elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(via thats-not-raven)